Thursday, August 23, 2007

there's gotta be a good joke here somewhere

let me share with each of you the email i received just moments ago:

from Visit OSU
date Aug 23, 2007 3:40 PM
subject Thank you for visiting!

Dear Jacob:

Thank you for visiting Oregon State University. It was a pleasure to meet you.

I hope your questions were answered during your visit. If not, please feel free to email me and I will do my best to answer your questions or connect you with the right person.

Please take a few minutes to complete our online campus visit survey. We would appreciate your comments on how we are doing and how we can improve. Thank you for your time.

Again, thank you for visiting Oregon State University and Go Beavers!

Cody, TOUR Coordinator

Oregon State University
Campus Visitor Center


so obvi i'll be taking the survey shortly and double obvi i've already googled this jacob fellow. looks like he lives in medford, plays the baritone sax and wrestles at 215. yep - sounds like a beaver all right!

next i've got to begin crafting my response to cody. any suggestions?


Blogger jacquie said...

OSU is full of a bunch of retards. Why in the hell did you get that?!

4:17 PM  
Blogger jacquie said...

On second thought.... we need to somehow get a hold of this kid's REAL email address and write him an email about how much OSU sucks and how miserable he will be there and with "OSU grad" attached to his name forever. We can somehow turn this around into something positive for UO. Then again... do we really need any nerdy Medford sax players?

4:22 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

god i love the internet:

get to it jacquie!!

4:32 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

obvi cody wears a cowboy had and a shirt that says "play in the dirt":

4:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like he belongs at OSU...but oh you can have some fun with that survey!

little do they know they sent this to the very wrong person!


5:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Cody,

OSU is super rad, and made for someone just like you! Cowboy hats, fun graphic tees, trombones and the glee club!

As an added bonus, the whole town smells like shit!

Wish you were here--

Jen Hen
Class of '97
Go Beavers!

8:59 PM  
Blogger Haley said...

Highlight of my whole week.

9:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"So, who's up for breaking some rules?"

10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The writer of has written a superior article. I got your point and there is nothing to argue about. It is like the following universal truth that you can not disagree with: The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. I will be back.

6:38 PM  
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7:05 AM  

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