Wednesday, March 21, 2007

in (even more) further signs of the apocalypse...

omg. did you read mark morford's article today on SFGate? most likely not and thats why i'm posting it. read it here. as most of you well know there are two things that can get me riled up beyond belief: corporations and processed food. combine the two, add religion to the mix and i'm spinning. so read the article and shudder. J.V.J.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Love, Dad said...

Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer. Take a deep breath. There, that's better.

Okay, so I hit the link and read this Mark Morford's self-righteous diatribe about, oh, pretty much nothing worth even thinking about and then started laughing my butt off when I reached the bottom of the page and noticed the "Ads by Google" box. And what do you know, there is a link there for KFC. Yes, THAT KFC. Okay, so get this: KFC pays Google. Google pays SFGate.com. And (I could eat this with a spoon) guess who SFGate.com pays. Oh, no! I'm worried. How will he ever again be able to sleep at night? Maybe all the evil insomniac CEOs will let him into their club. Surely he will insist that a portion of his paycheck to be sent back to the CEO of KFC because of his own position as the hot bastion of fairness. Hmmmm?

I'll bet you two things: (1) The big bad mean old Pope will not bless or even hear about this stupid sandwich and (2) whether he does or not he will not get as much of that filthy evil KFC money as Mark "Better at Calling People Names Than Actually Thinking" Morford will.

7:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rats. I meant to say "I could eat this with a KFC watery instant mashed potatoes spoon."

Dad

8:12 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

(a) they are called sporks and (b) i still heart mark morford. i see your point but honestly!

8:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doug---I love your post! So great that you're blogging!

P.S. You guys are cracking me up--

Cara

8:38 PM  

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